Ranked by level of dad corniness, from most corny to least, here are the jokes Obama made about turkeys today.

While we can’t know exactly which president had the idea first and if it’s super dumb or just a little stupid, one fact remains: pictures of presidents and turkeys are funny.

Ladies and gents, meet the ultimately doomed turkeys who will be pardoned by President Barack Obama tomorrow.

Chelsea Manning has officially filed for a Presidential Pardon, Amnesty International lends their voice of support.

Bradley Manning’s chief attorney David Coombs announced that he’ll be formally applying for a Presidential Pardon for him.