Marion Barry is many things. But it he a “jobs czar”?

Another dog has gone missing outside the Whole Foods on P Street, and animal rights group PETA is begging dog-owners not to leave their pets unattended, even if for a minute.

The jokes write themselves. [Mike DeBonis]

Oh well. It’s happened to all of us at least once. I once sent out a press release touting a “lerning center” for kids. Yeah. That didn’t go over well. And I can’t count the amount of times I’ve written about “pubic” spending. Whoops. Council member Michael Brown (I-At Large) can at least be happy that this came on a Friday afternoon, the usual repository for the dumping of bad news….

The good news: You still have almost an hour to catch the D.C. Council Chairman bagging groceries at the Safeway in Southeast. The bad news: you won’t be able to get the image of him performing prostate exams out of your mind all weekend….