County Executive Angela Alsobrooks characterized the Prince George’s reopening as “a measured approach,” as Hogan green-lights more lax reopening.

Retail stores, fitness centers, beauty salons, houses of worship, and outdoor recreation facilities will be allowed to reopen at 50% capacity.

“In discussions about pay discrimination, some people seek to attribute pay disparities to a woman’s occupational choice or an alleged failure to negotiate her salary. This case dispels those justifications.”

There’s no shortage of ridiculously lax regulations for the District’s politicians, that’s for sure. But Prince George’s County can be just as pointlessly lenient!