Roundhouse Theatre’s “Rapture, Blister, Burn” is a play ostensibly about feminism, but definitely wasn’t written for young women.

In case you had forgotten, Harold Camping — whose ramblings single-handedly resurrected the billboard advertising business — was only kidding about that whole everyone dying in May thing. October 21, says Camping, is the real judgment day. No, any day but the International Day of the Nacho!

Happenstance or staged? Either way, philliefan99 nabbed this breaking rapture news shot at 6:24 p.m. on May 21, 2011, according to the EXIF data. (Have your cameras ready October 21 for more rapture photo ops.)

People who have to spend some time at one of the District’s Department of Motor Vehicle centers can save time by checking the agency’s website, which provides live webcam images of how busy each location is. But what happens when the DMV gets raptured?

Good morning, D.C. Beautiful day out today, perfect for your last day on earth before the Rapture. If you see some people doing crazy things today, you must chalk it up to the fear they won’t be around tomorrow. Judgment is supposed to hit at 6 p.m. local so, see you guys at the bar. While it seems that the Rapture has been a bit of a bust so far, I think us Washingtonians have never turned down an excuse to day drink.

So, rapture, eh? Tomorrow’s the big day, I guess. Especially if you’re one of the Haddads from Middletown, Maryland.

It looks like the incredibly specific End of Days advertising campaign by Oakland, California-based Family Radio Worldwide has finally made its way to the District, appearing on, of all things, a Metrobus. (Insert your own joke about how riding a Metro vehicle can often make one wish that the world would end here.)

Yesterday we showed you how someone had added a spoof image on a Metro rail car suggesting that “Rapture” is a behavior that’s banned on the transit system. Today, WMATA’s director of public relations, Lisa Farbstein, sent us the agency’s response to the mystery culprit. “We may be a big agency, but we have a sense of humor too!” Farbstein wrote in an email. Tragically, the sign above won’t be added to any rail…

Photo by Jeffrey Lewis from ArmsControlWonk, snapped on the Red line this morning around 9:30 a.m. while traveling between the Woodley Park and Dupont Circle stations. Used by permission. National security and nuclear arms control blogger Jeffrey Lewis of ArmsControlWonk was on the Red line this morning when he noticed a rather odd new sign prohibiting certain behavior on Metro. Next to the usual diagrams picturing how you must not block, crowd around or…