Pepco fail! Since our regularly scheduled writer couldn’t watch The Real Housewives of D.C. due to the power outage, your soon to be regularly scheduled synposis is unavailable today. But we just got some breaking news from Bravo: Illustration by Martin Austermuhle (Note: We don’t actually wish harm on anyone. Because getting hurt is bad.)…

Oh for the love of Pete. We Love DC caught this post over at Reality Blurred that Bunim-Murray, the producers of the Real World, have started seeking production assistants in the area in earnest (unlike earlier this year, when they were only searching for a production accountant, they’re now seeking a slew of people who know the city and can work with camera crews). As they note, unless they’re looking to produce a brand new…

Bravo has gone and done it. Producers are currently casting for the newest franchise in the Real Housewives series, and they’re doing it here. From the release: “We’re tapping personalities who are among Washington D.C.’s influential players, cultural connoisseurs, fashion sophisticates and philanthropic leaders – the people who rub elbows with the most prominent people in the country and easily move in the city’s diverse political and social circles.” What I don’t get: are…