If you’re feeling the need to always be connected to the news of the day, the Old Ebbitt Grill will make it easier for you: the restaurant will now hand you a list of the most current top headlines alongside your check.

After a Baltimore woman shopping a Radio Shack near Washington refused to pay the five-cent fee for plastic bags, she asked for a refund and received a receipt calling her an “ugly itch” from “ghettohood.”