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It’s been a trying offseason for the Washington Redskins, what with all the journalist suing, sexual assault accusations, stabbings, and the such. But now we can add another story to that sad list: the release of one of the team’s longest-tenured players, running back Clinton Portis.

Photo by Scott Ableman.The Nationals released outfielder Elijah Dukes today, ending what was, at times, a tumultuous two seasons with the team. Mark Zuckerman notes that Nats manager Jim Riggleman will likely choose from the trio of Willie Harris, Justin Maxwell or Mike Morse to fill Dukes’ starting spot in right field this season. Dukes hit .250 last season, with 8 home runs and 58 RBIs in 107 games. While this news should already serve…