We thought that it would be close to impossible to dethrone Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.) as the District’s King of Hearts, for having said the scummiest thing related to D.C.’s non-voting status in Congress that we had ever heard. But ladies and gentlemen, we were wrong. Meet the new King: Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska). Young gave the following reaction to Anchorage Daily News reporter Lisa Demer upon hearing about his colleague Sen. Ted Stevens’ conviction…