Now available for the wealth inauguration spectator: Social media butler?

Hotels in and around D.C. keep telling us about their crazy inauguration weekend packages, but what about something for us D.C. residents?

Got $200,000 and 89 friends? You could rent out an entire hotel for Inauguration.

Once upon a time, President Obama skeeved fat financial donations from registered lobbyists and shied away from taking individual contributions in excess of five figures. Well, that was for his 2009.

Did Ticketmaster screw you out of tickets to the inaugural ball? That’s OK. On Craigslist, you can buy them for $4,000 a pair!

Ticketmaster, which is handling the ticketing for the sole official inaugural ball open to the public, goofed yesterday when it emailed invitations to purchase tickets to some people, prompting an early run on some of the hottest tickets of the year.

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these, but with less than three weeks to go, it’s high time we get back up on this horse. And today’s insane Inauguration sale comes directly from the ceremony itself.

One Dupont Circle apartment is going for $55,000 for Inauguration weekend. Are they nuts, or just bad typists?

Today’s ridiculous inauguration deal: A three-bedroom apartment in Mount Vernon Square that can be yours for $6,500 a night.

Got $100,000 to spare? The Ritz-Carlton has a ridiculous package for inauguration they’d like to sell you.