“This isn’t the politically correct thing to say, but when we drove the mother out of the home into the workplace and replaced her with the television set, that was not a good thing,” Bartlett said.

The “Million Mustache March” brought out about 200 people to lobby the nation’s leaders to grant more political sway to facial hair wearers. A hairy political rally if there ever was one.

Rep. Roscoe Bartlett wound up in a flap this week when he was accused of supporting a tax break for moustaches. But made us wonder what other equally ridiculous loopholes might be in the works.