Can you believe it? D.C. United won their 13th trophy last night, defeating Real Salt Lake and claiming the U.S. Open Cup title.

You read the headline right: D.C. United have a shot at glory tonight, as they take on Real Salt Lake in the US Open Cup final.

The Washington Capitals signed NHL MVP Alexander Ovechkin to hockey’s first hundred million dollar contract last season, so the Capitals once again boast the league’s leading scorer. Welcome back fast-skating, obscenely talented left winger Ovechkin, who likes to warm up for games by playing soccer in Crocs, falls to the ice with joy when he scores, and ignores jellyfish postings when he goes for a swim. Even casual fans know by now that the…