As if this piece of rumor mongering by examiner.com blogger York Van Nixon III wasn’t tantalizing enough, here’s the lede: “Residents of the District of Columbia not living here during 70s may gasp at the notion of former Mayor Marion Barry being associated with anything made of bronze, besides a pair of handcuffs.”

It’s far too early to report an actual relationship, but we got a kick out of this anyway. A brand new blog honestly titled Hot Leader Celeb reports, in questionable English prose, that Alexander Ovechkin is seeing a woman named Lena Lenskaya. This is based on a picture of the two of them standing next to each other at a party. We’re sure our readers will agree: if you stand next to a girl…