Some members of the Washington Nationals hate the Wave. But some of them profess to love it.

Ever wonder what it would be like if some of the Nationals’ pitching staff read E.L. James’ erotic thriller? Well, your curiosity has been answered.

The Nationals placed relief pitcher Ryan Mattheus on the 15-day disabled list today, citing a case of plantar fasciitis. In his place, the team activated veteran right-hander Chien-Ming Wang. You know what comes next. Baseball analysis!