MONDAY Have you ever found yourself sizing up the state of contemporary education and thought to yourself, “Saints be praised that I got out when I did?” You’re sure to feel that way after hearing from David Berliner, author of Collateral Damage: How High-Stakes Testing Corrupts America’s Schools. Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Avenue, NW, 7 p.m. TUESDAY Whether you’re a civil war buff or someone who, much like our editor-in-chief Sommer Mathis, enjoys stealing…

We’re starting the week a little eerie, with this late night photo taken at Saint Patrick’s Academy. Flickr user krwaltondc gets the composition just right. EXIF….

FRIDAY: >> Everybody knows that the only true thing going on tonight is the DCist happy hour! From 5-8 p.m., DCist editors and contributors will be at Biddy Mulligans on Dupont Circle, starting our weekend off with a Guinness or four. Definitely drop on by with some friends for a chat, a rant, or to confirm that we are indeed real, live people as opposed to automated Gothamist bots. >> Additionally, Hot Hot Heat are…