FRIDAY: >>Great quadruple bill comes to the Rock and Roll Hotel: Three Stars alums Jukebox the Ghost (pictured right) and tour diarists These United States join DCist fave Ra Ra Riot and Sam Champion. All that for the low, low price of $10 before, $12 at the door. Show 9 p.m. >> The Black Cat once again hosts Cryfest, everyone’s favorite dance party that pits The Smiths vs. The Cure, brought to you by DJs…

FRIDAY: >> Potty Fest? Not really, but it’s called POONanza. It’s actually a comic variety show named after the host, Larry Poon. A Washington native, Poon grew up in the tough “CrackLand” housing projects in Southeast. Debuting on stage back in 1999, he’s haunted countless area-comedy shows, and will perform POONanza III tonight at Warehouse Theatre. We’re not really sure what the roman numerals signify, but he promises POONification. We’re intrigued. Check out the man’s…