It’s not clear if Elissa Silverman, the City Paper’s Loose Lips columnist, knew that her “Secret Santa” column late last year would be her final piece criticizing and poking fun at D.C. political figures. If she had known, we would have liked her to ‘present’ us with an announcement of her upcoming departure. Then we could have immediately applied for her awesome former job. According to the today’s print version of the City Paper, applicants…