With the USA’s first World Cup match coming monday at noon, I decided to get a U.S. soccer jersey. It shouldn’t be too hard, I thought, since the U.S. is ranked fifth in FIFA’s rankings and the D.C. area has a relatively strong soccer tradition. After all, D.C. United is one of the most popular MLS teams and local colleges perform well nationally, with Maryland’s men winning the NCAA title in 2005. However, I was…