Much like prohibition just pushed drinking underground, the District’s selective ban on single beers has just led producers to slap two cans together and price them competitively.

A six-person byline focusing on the “timeline of the whitening of D.C.” which includes statements like “[bike] lanes manage to merge with the city’s history of framing everything in black and white terms,” touches on Tony Williams’ blackness, the banning of single beer sales, Borf, and HOPE VI in Arthur Capper/Carollsburg, and concludes that “the flood of pale-complexioned fans into the stadium in Southeast…is a reminder of how big a change those curly “W” hats represent”? If this story represents TBD’s swan song as a news organization, well, they’re going out with a bang. (Appropriately enough: it’s even got a correction.)