No, Angelina Jolie (seen here in a Paramount shot from “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow”) is not in a blimp protecting the capital from an aerial attack (however wouldn’t it be interesting if she were on the payroll of the Military District of Washington), but if you look up, as the Post did this morning, there is a blimp hovering above the city. Apparently, the craft, which has been used in Afghanistan and…

FRIDAY: The five Canal Square Galleries (MOCA, Fraser, Parish, Alla Rogers and Anne C. Fisher) are having the monthly 3rd Friday openings tonight with five new shows to formally open the DC art season. Wine and sangria will abound! Mmm. Sangria. 6-9 p.m. Looking for a low-key night because you still have a hangover from the DCist happy hour? Oh, is that just us? There are plenty of flicks opening up tonight; we’re partial to…