BGR The Burger Joint, a D.C.-based chain of gourmet hamburger shops, has commissioned its newest sandwich in celebration of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s new baby.

Because Snooki has arrived. She’ll be making an appearance at the Washington Auto Show, signing autographs and doing…whatever the hell it is that Snooki does. (It probably involves tanning while drinking heavily, from what I understand.) Hey, maybe while getting her autograph tonight, someone can ask her what the deal is with that whole section in her “book” that condones date rape….