Snow is very disorienting! I wake up this morning to a world covered in bleak and IMs from my friend saying that I need to follow up on #shmoocon. What is a #shmoocon? Apparently Schmoocon is an annual East Coast hacker conference held IRL. This year, the District is hosting Schmoocon, and I have only kind things to say about Schmoocon because I do not want to end up with my planet hacked. But I…