“It is the normal, banal stuff that you don’t think about having to adjust to, then all of a sudden you have to find a way around.”

For when you’re looking for ultimate relaxation in the D.C. area.

We here at DCist are not fancy folk, but many people in Washington are.

It’s been at least a few years since we had a good crackdown on any of the city’s “happy ending”-style massage parlors, but the wait is no more: D.C. Attorney General Peter Nickles has ordered five such businesses shuttered, as D.C. Wire reported last night. If you’ve been frequenting any of the “technicians” at Orange Spa (617 Pennsylvania Avenue SE), Star Spa (1829 M Street NW), or VIP Spa (719 8th Street SE &…