There was an event in the Olympics at some point today. Someone won. If you click on this post, you’ll find out. That’ll be your fault. So proceed at your own peril.

Was Peter Shapiro a spoiler for a possible Sekou Biddle defeat of Councilmember Vincent Orange (D-At Large) in yesterday’s D.C. primary? Biddle supporters say yes, while Shapiro adamantly says no.