>> D.C.’s Rat Czar puts the city’s war on rodents in perspective. Gerard Brown, program manager of the DOH’s Rodent and Vector Control Division, tells the Examiner, “Rats are genius. They are going to be here after we leave.” Is Stephen Hawking available for a little vermin abatement brainstorming? [Washington Examiner] >> Check out these simple steps to making politics funny. We’ll see if President Bush can pull it off at tomorrow’s White House…

Sampaist is on the scene in São Paulo beginning this week to become the only ist south of the Equator. Editor Leandro M. Pinto leads the paulistanos down there. You can protest someone at his office, sure, but when the whistle blows at the end of the day can you follow him home? D.C. has sports fans, apparently, and elephants aren’t really cut out for zoos. There’s this trick where you can read information from…