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Could you be having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time? The undisputed king of bizarre one-liners, comedian Steven Wright, is coming to D.C.’s Warner Theatre this weekend, and Live Nation is offering DCist readers an exclusive chance to win a pair of free tickets.

Even before our scatterbrained, ADHD world began over-prescribing Ritalin, we giggled at Steven Wright’s one-liners on SNL during the ‘80s. If you’re like us, maybe you even stayed up late into the night listening to albums like I Have a Pony. His brand of comedy, as something of an intellectual punster, appealed to us as kids just as much as it does today. Jokes like, “I was walking in the woods all by myself. A…