Less than two years after surgeons reconstructed his arm, Stephen Strasburg will make the opening-day start for the Nationals. Strasburg will get the ball when the Nationals begin their season April 5, the Post reports.

The baseball gods smiled upon South Capitol Street last night.

Those of you heading to the second coming of Jesus this evening at Nationals Park — be sure to bring your umbrella, poncho and a mindset that you might not be witness to such miracles.

Yup, Strasburg’s coming back on September 6. Here’s where to get tickets. (Don’t say we didn’t warn you.) Better hurry!