But the tickets are non-transferrable, so don’t buy them!

Eager to buy tickets to the The Book of Mormon this summer at the Kennedy Center? We’ve got some bad news for you.

The Washington Wizards are on the cusp of tying an NBA record. Well, not one they should be particularly proud of, but at least it’ll be mighty cheap to see their attempt at matching the history books.

The truly masochistic basketball fan can see the 0-8 team play tonight for the low, low, insultingly low price of 44 cents per ticket.

We love to pick apart our ranking in the multitude of lists on which our fair city appears. A new one came out today: StubHub, the online ticket marketplace, has compiled a list of the 20 “Most Rockin'” cities in America for 2008, based on summer ticket sales. Out of 90 cities in the ticket sellers’ database, D.C. came in 18th. Not too bad, we suppose, and all the cities that came in ahead of…