Part history tour on acid, part vaudeville, and part test of the audience’s patience, Solas Nua and the Performance Corporation’s much-anticipated Swampoodle comes storming into the Uline Arena, injecting some theater into the arm of a neglected corner of the District.

Last month, we greeted news about the upcoming The Performance Corporation/Solas Nua production of Swampoodle — an unseated performance with “eye-popping high-wire feats, roller derby smack-downs, big-track earthmovers, brass band music and scenes of a spectacular nature” held inside the long-abandoned Uline Arena/Washington Coliseum — with great excitement.

An unseated performance with “eye-popping high-wire feats, roller derby smack-downs, big-track earthmovers, brass band music and scenes of a spectacular nature” that takes place inside the long-abandoned Uline Arena and celebrates one of the city’s most fantastically named neighborhoods? Where do we sign up?