Finally, the Jack Johnson scandal gets the animated Taiwanese treatment — complete with a computer-generated depiction of Leslie Johnson stuffing cash down her shirt. You know, I’ve really got nothing to add here, other than to suggest that the feds should probably try and locate that door leading to “Access and Approval.” Then, you know, they’d really be on to something.

If you’ve ever been inside Twin Oaks estate, that massive mansion in Cleveland Park on Woodley Avenue NW between Wisconsin and Connecticut avenues, you are in rare company: it’s the largest privately owned estate in D.C. that doesn’t house the president, and it’s only open to the public for special events. The Taipei Economic and Cultural Representative Office (TECRO) runs Twin Oaks now, using it to host Taiwanese diplomatic and cultural events. This year, TECRO…