Back in our college days, a friend managed to both impress and horrify this DCist by eating not one, not two, but three Chipotle burritos in one sitting. This Takeru Kobayashi-esque feat wasn’t accomplished by a friend of unusual heft, but a relatively slender female athlete who’d been claiming she was capable of it for months. It was amazing to see the three foil wrapped monstrosities disappear in just under 45 minutes, washed down by…