Someone get The Daily Caller’s Mark Judge a blanket and a roll of tinfoil, because he’s seeing police officers on traffic duty everywhere he looks.

In an upcoming book, two writers from the Daily Caller wonder what it would be like if every crazy rumor about President Obama turned out to be true.

The Daily Caller got hacked yesterday and defaced with ads for hardcore pornography. In response, the conservative website is offering the person who tracks down the hacker a free semi-automatic handgun. Oh boy.

In the middle of his speech announcing a new immigration policy, President Obama was repeatedly interrupted by a reporter from The Daily Caller.

UPDATE (5:45 p.m.): Justin Jacoby Smith, a member of the Occupy D.C. media team, has responded to DCist, saying, “at this point, we don’t have any formal plans and nothing in the works,” in regards to secession. Smith confirms that the document in question is a “declaration of grievances, a list of things we are worried about,” and is currently being drafted by a declaration committee.