Oh, D.C. Madam. Are you trying to win us back after we broke it off with you for being a terrible tease? If so, this is a pretty good start. Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) admitted last night that his telephone number appeared in Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s phone records, making him the first member of Congress to be outed as a client of the so-called D.C. Madam. “This was a very serious sin in my past…

Former Virginia Senator George Allen has apparently completed his rapid descent from Presidential hopeful to also-ran to punchline to historical footnote. Today, The Politico reports on an official GOP Internet guide, which, along with providing some material that undercuts the popular idea that the Republican establishment is a clearinghouse of outright media geniuses (such as the note that “Most newspapers are now online and have an archive section.” Woo! You think?), holds out George Allen’s…

Well, not really. But the former Republican congressman from Georgia has joined the Marijuana Policy Project as a lobbyist, reversing a long career as an anti-drug warrior, according to an article published today in The Politico. Among his top priorities? To lobby for the right of states to set their own policies regarding medical marijuana. This is significant because it was Barr himself who in 1998 pushed through an amendment that forbade the District from…

Clearly, the District is tired of being referred to as “Hollywood for Ugly People.” Instead, we’d like to be called “Hollywood for Ugly People Who Also Pay for Sex.” The Washington Times has the latest on a bomb of salacious gossip that may be about to go off in our fair city. For some background, The Smoking Gun first talked about the case back in October. It’s hard to know whether to be worried or…

While the District begs and pleads for anything approaching voting representation in the House of Representatives, Puerto Rico might be moving ahead in its own quest to finally define itself and its relationship to the U.S. According to an article published today in The Politico, legislation is being considered in the House that would allow Puerto Rico to hold a binding referendum on whether or not to become a full-fledged state. Sponsored by Rep. Jose…

>> The Politico breaks into D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty’s family home, and what do they turn up? Twenty cases of Gillette Mach-3 razors, a box of replacement Blackberry chargers and a picture of Fenty in his younger and hairier days. [The Politico] >> Investigators have confirmed that the deaths of two area teens, whose bodies were discovered on Friday, were acts of suicide. [WTOP/AP] >> Tomorrow is the day that area minors and all-age venues…

You’ve seen the ads in Metro tunnels, you’ve heard about all the fancypants editors and reporters they hired, and if you work on the Hill, today you may have seen the first paper editions floating around your office. The Politico, a new multimedia political news enterprise, officially launched today, and like many media-obsessed Washingtonians, we’ve long been wondering whether it could possibly live up to the pre-debut hype. And the answer, naturally, is that The…