The 27th president will join Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt in the Washington Nationals’ fourth-inning Presidents Races—and the Taft mascot isn’t even that fat!

Having hatcheted to death their gag of consistently embarrassing Theodore Roosevelt, the Washington Nationals announced that for the 2013 season, the Presidents’ Races in the middle of the fourth inning will add a new competitor.

Our long, regional nightmare is over. Theodore Roosevelt finally won one of the Nationals’ Presidents’ Races, even if he got a little bit of help.

After four days of voting, here are the 10 finalists for who you think should be the Washington Nationals’ next racing president.

After one day of voting, Richard Nixon is leading our poll to determine who the Washington Nationals should add to the Presidents’ Races.

Rumor is that the Nationals might be adding a new contestant to the Presidents’ Races. Help us determine which U.S. president—real or fictional—should join the lineup.

One of the great injustices of modern times could soon be put to bed, according to the latest chatter. Teddy Roosevelt, a great president and terrific sportsman, may soon no longer be the official patsy of the Washington Nationals.

The White House’s spokesman says President Obama agrees with Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) that it’s time for the Nationals to let Teddy win.

Sen. John McCain is demanding answers from the Washington Nationals about why Theodore Roosevelt—his hero and one of the truly great U.S. presidents—is subjected to near-nightly humiliation.

The Washington Nationals’ Racing Presidents didn’t really have much to do on President’s Day, what with baseball season not starting for another six weeks. So yesterday, the quartet of executive mascots lent themselves out to the New York Islanders for the fourth consecutive year.