Steal truck. Smash truck into supermarket. Try and steal ATM. Profit?

D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier isn’t a big fan of ecoATM, a machine that offers instant cash for old cell phones. She says they only offer additional incentives to phone thieves.

Councilmember Mary Cheh’s (D-Ward 3) bike was stolen last week. We excitedly await swift retribution.

One of the bamboo bikes we featured in a post last week has been stolen. Let’s help get it back to its rightful owner!

That ’98 Dodge Caravan you’re driving around is a magnet for car thieves. No, really.