View Larger Map The crazy crime story of the day award goes to the Examiner’s Scott McCabe, who lays out the rather unbelievable tale of a suspected armed robber who held up an alleged brothel in upper Columbia Heights earlier this month. The robber got away with a bunch of cash, but was later caught by police because, get this, they had his thumb. The suspect, Bryan Perez, 22, had his thumb cut off during…