The event, dubbed the Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration, will also have appearances by Jennifer Holiday, 3 Doors Down, and others.

“You’ve just officially become a Dixie Chick. CONGRATULATIONS.”

Republicans in Congress just haven’t been nice to the District lately — they delayed a vote on the voting rights bill by adding a rider to end D.C.’s handgun ban, and now they’re preventing a free concert from being held near the Capitol on July 7. The concert was to be part of Al Gore’s Live Earth series of concerts to raise environmental awareness and was to feature some combination of acts like the Police,…