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It’s the seventh consecutive year of record-breaking visitor numbers.

More selfie sticks and matching t-shirts than we’ve ever seen before.

Mediate on the $$$ next time you’re surrounded by shrieking school children at the Lincoln Memorial.

The National Park Service admits to “[dropping] the bill a little bit.”

National parks in D.C. saw 34,286,073 visitors in total that year, bringing the total economic benefit to $596.7 million.

Capitol Police say they found marijuana and a pipe in a tourist’s bag.

The District saw a record number of visitors flow through last year, with 18.9 million visiting the city for either work or pleasure, and spending about $6.2 billion on the local economy in the process.

Attention inauguration visitors: Please clean up after yourselves better.

The t-shirts and sweatshirts that vendors peddle to tourists on the National Mall have gotten much more, ummm, stylish recently.