A complete, thorough, and exhaustive list of all the famous people who are coming to Washington this weekend.

We like Conan O’Brien. But we still hate the White House Correspondents Association Dinner.

Unless you’ve unfollowed everyone attending or anyone who might retweet stuff about tonght’s White House Correspondents’ Diner, let’s face it: You know which fameballs are attending and you might know that at least one person is upset that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl Kate Upton might be wearing a bathrobe. And everyone seems to be using Instagram, because filters help crappy photos look less crappy.

Via Judy Kurtz After missing her planned flight fo D.C. yesterday—and getting all our hopes up—scandal-plagued starlet and ancient-looking Lindsay Lohan has arrived for tonight’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner and all the pre-game festivities. According to Politico, “Escorted by Fox News’ Greta van Susteren and her husband, lawyer John Coale, the dark sunglass-clad Lohan gave a quick hello to reporters on the red carpet before dashing inside to mingle amongst the elite gathering of…