And they say mentors and tutors are sorely needed for more than 60,000 children across the District.

No single gig is going to fix the system, but you can still help a kid get a leg up.

For those of you who have been eagerly anticipating the chance to purchase your very own Confused Wood and Existentially Distraught Wood (from the makers of Petrified Wood) and Unicorn Tears while helping some kids learn: clear out some time this Saturday. 826DC — and its Museum of Unnatural History, which serves as a way for the organization to raise funds for its writing workshops, field trips and tutoring services — officially throws open its doors at 3233 14th Street NW this Saturday at noon for a community open house.