Let’s be honest: Most dance clubs are the absolute worst. But here are some that aren’t awful.

“One of our friends from the 9:30 Club was here last night, and he said, ‘nobody that works in this club will ever have kidney stones.’” Will Eastman is, of course, referring to the U Street Music Hall’s (or U Hall for short) sound system. Specifically, the bass, which is quite literally powerful enough to shake you across the dance floor (or, as we learned last night, shake a beer off of the bar), while…