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By 2045, the Washington area is expected to lead the East Coast in the number of tidal floods each year. Enter Vanilla Ice?

FRIDAY: >> Howard University alum Eric Roberson performs tonight at the Black Cat along with Emily King. Doors open at 9 p.m. $17. >> It’s pretty much the end of times: Vanilla Ice will be at Foggy Bottom bar McFadden’s tonight, “drinking, partying, and hosting the night” starting at 10 p.m. $5 Jager bombs and $2 Bud and Bud Light bottles are little enticement to make this event anything more than laughable, but maybe if…

Mission: To create a memorable Fourth of July menu that does not involve making this cake. Obstacles: Flood recovery, Miami wannabe terrorists, and bank statement snooping by the feds. Advice: Give these recipes a try. The ricotta, pork marinade, and cornbread can be made a day in advance, giving the chef plenty of time to mix with guests while grilling on the day of the party. Pre-Fireworks Menu Homemade Lemon Ricotta and Red Pepper Spread…