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There was a time when Michael Caine was one of the toughest tough guys in the movies. From Harry Palmer to Jack Carter, Caine was charismatic, efficient, and — particularly as Carter — ruthless. Now 77, the actor has, for many years, been playing the sort of roles actors past the retirement age usually play, most often supporting turns as sage counsels or father figures. But in the vigilante saga of Harry Brown, he…