FRIDAY: >> Potty Fest? Not really, but it’s called POONanza. It’s actually a comic variety show named after the host, Larry Poon. A Washington native, Poon grew up in the tough “CrackLand” housing projects in Southeast. Debuting on stage back in 1999, he’s haunted countless area-comedy shows, and will perform POONanza III tonight at Warehouse Theatre. We’re not really sure what the roman numerals signify, but he promises POONification. We’re intrigued. Check out the man’s…

>>A CNN/Gallup Poll released today reports that “100% of D.C.-Metro area residents” agree that they “like things that are great.” Okay. There’s no such poll. We’re just giddy that after two-plus years of trying, we finally uncovered a local issue that we all agree on: following Vincent Orange into a redevelopment abyss over the Capital City Market is a bad idea. Further developments on the story shall be noted. >> Imminent show cancellation alert!…

See what happens when you give the guys picked last for dodge ball a microphone and some stage time. Tonight at 10:30 p.m., Warehouse Theatre is hosting Geek Comedy Tour 3000 — the nerdcore musings of twelve local guys, plus solo comedian Herbie Gill. Naturally, these grey matter-types wouldn’t have anything better to do on a Friday night. And admit it, neither do you. They speak to the closet geek inside us all. They’re the…

This weekend is not only the last of January, but the last of the Chinese calendar year. We had some lewd jokes about fireworks and “The Year of the Rooster” prepared, but given that our last attempt at ethnic humor almost ended with us being chased out of D.C., we’ll play it safe this time and simply wish you all a Happy Lunar New Year. FRIDAY >>The key to a vibrant local music scene is…