What happens when a bunch of museum professionals try to brainstorm how to boost attendance during what is historically one of the quietest times of year? Apparently, some creative linguistic contortions to connect an eclectic smattering events to the chosen theme: “Warm Up To A Museum.” Yes, you can learn about hot wax at the Textile Museum, “warm up to cool art” at the Canadian Embassy, check out an exhibit on global warming at the…