The 36-year-old English superstar is returning as a coach to the team he helped make a playoff run in 2018 and 2019.

Wayne Rooney and his family are set to leave D.C. United at the end of the season, which means we’ve missed our chance for a “Real Housewives of D.C.” reboot.

As the team’s top scorer in the last two MLS seasons, the international superstar is credited with revitalizing D.C’s soccer franchise.

United cruised to a 3-1 victory as global megastar Wayne Rooney made his debut. Off the pitch, though, issues with ticketing and falling debris put a damper on things.

“I have the hunger to be a success here and will give D.C. 100 percent,” the English national team’s all-time leading goal scorer and a Manchester United legend.

United is just weeks away from moving into Audi Field, its gleaming new home on the Anacostia.