Our Pilgrim cousins to the north have been having all the wintry fun of late. While we sit here in the mid-Atlantic frantically wondering if we’ll get snow instead of an annoying, ice-cold spritz, Boston gets about eight inches of commute-snarling precip. Why do they get all the snow AND all the good sports teams? This weekend is our next chance at a winter coating, but again, we sit on the line of pure snow…

If you don’t have your milk, toilet paper and candles, Washington, you are so screwed. Why? ‘Cause it’s (probably) gonna snow. The local weather prediction deities at CapitalWeather are calling for a 70 percent chance of snow in the area Wednesday, with a 50-50 chance that we’ll get more than an inch of snow. And as we all know, just like a child can drown in three inches of water, Washington can work itself into…

Good morning, Washington. Not that you could have missed the fact that it’s awfully windy this morning after yesterday’s late fall rainstorm, but the National Weather Service has issued a wind advisory for the metro area, effective through 1 a.m. Tuesday morning — this wind will consistently be 25-30 mph until late tonight, with gusts over 46 mph expected. If you drive an SUV or another type of high profile vehicle, you’re asked to use…

>> The D.C. Fire Department and WASA have finally agreed to play nice and share their toys and fix the city’s terrible fire hydrant mess. We promise to provide the warm cookies and cold milk should they succeed. [WaPo] >> The National Weather Service has issued a flood watch to remain in effect through Saturday morning for much of the D.C. area. [NBC4] >> The sidewalk of 7th St. NW in front of the…

In case you missed the news yesterday, the Washington Post has devoted an extraordinary amount of front page column inches to the record breaking temperatures D.C. saw yesterday. At 12:05 p.m. on Wednesday, the temperature hit 102 degrees at Reagan National Airport, according to the National Weather Service, breaking the previous all time high record for Aug. 8, of 101 degrees, set in 1930. The oppressive heat also had a number of other newsworthy…

Good morning, Washington, and welcome to a world with a new home run record. That’s right: Barry Bonds hit his 756th career homer last night against our very own Washington Nationals. We’re sure there are some mixed feelings among the Nats today about being immortalized in a video clip that’ll likely be replayed for decades to come. Four Shot During National Night Out: Last night was the National Night Out, a crime-prevention event where citizens…

To be honest, Washington, it’s taking everything we’ve got not to put up eight or nine posts today just indulging in our need to whine about how nasty hot it is outside. Apparently the humidity today and tomorrow is going to be so intense, it could feel like it’s 105 degrees. Can we all agree that this is not OK? OK. Thanks. We’ll move on to the headlines then, and by “move on” we don’t…

>> The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Thunderstorm Watch for the District of Columbia until 8:00 p.m. >> Travis Morrison’s new album is now up on his web site. >> 72 D.C. public schools are failing federal standards in reading, math and other basic education goals. [Examiner] >> Comcast has officially changed the terms of their subscription agreement with customers, meaning you lose the right to sue Comcast, while Comcast retains the…

>> Fort Reno has The Caribbean, Len Bias and The Ardennes. But the National Weather Service has a Severe Thunder Storm Watch from 2 to 9 p.m., so you might want to hedge your bets and make a back-up plan. >> Ohio’s alt-country rawkers Two Cow Garage stop by the Red and the Black tonight, with Minneapolis’ Birthday Suits and Richmond’s Clint Maul for what should be a loud, fun show all around. $8,…

At first today’s forecast just looked a little bit annoying: a 30 percent chance of thunderstorms in the late afternoon which, in the words of our esteemed pals at CapitalWeather.com, we’d venture to say “those odds are too low to go changing any plans yet, but high enough to keep an eye to the sky and on radar just in case.” In other words, we’re packing up to head to a barbecue right now, potential…