MONDAY >> Not really into the whole Christmas Eve thing? Jewmongous is Sean Altman from Rockapella (of “Carmen Sandiego” fame) and “What I Like about Jew” who will be offering humorous Christmas Eve odes including “They Tried To Kill Us (We Survived, Let’s Eat),” and “Taller Than Jesus,” at Jammin Java in Vienna. $20, 7 p.m. and 9:30 (two shows). >> The music played by the DJs at the South African Christmas Eve party…

Fans of Petworth bar Temperance Hall better get up there for their Sazerac cocktails as soon as possible—the bar is on its way out. Don’t throw out your arms in plaintive questions to the heavens yet, though. While the bar will go, a bar will stay; the property has been sold to the folks behind Columbia Heights’ The Wonderland Ballroom. Following a tip from Prince of Petworth, we caught the Wonderland owners, Matthew McGovern…

>> A fire forced students to evacuate a dorm at Catholic University. [NBC4] >> “NEWSFLASH: The Nazis killed millions of people. This gay rights organization raises money for AIDS research, breast cancer and the arts, among countless other charities.” [Blade Blog] >> “Wizards players are donating $20,000 to a woman whose former boyfriend doused her with gasoline and set her on fire.” [AP via WTOP] >> A D.C. man in his 50s was hit…

We’ve known for the last year that famous Georgetown eatery Nathan’s wasn’t long for its current location. Owner Carol Joynt has been pretty open about her plans to relocate by April 2009, when her lease runs out. Since then, speculation as to what kind of business will nab the prime spot on what’s seen as the toney neighborhood’s most important intersection has been a popular topic. This morning, an alert tipster pointed us to this…

There was quite a bit of discontent going on in the comments section over our post yesterday regarding Spoon’s canceled 9:30 Club shows. Imagine our surprise when the band’s front man, Britt Daniel, graciously added his voice to the discussion to let us know what happened. Hi guys I first heard about this situation last week while we were traveling in Europe. There was some misunderstanding on my part from the beginning…I was told that…

>> The Capitol Fringe Festival officially kicks off tonight, and we’ll have our daily picks of Fringey goodness rolling out for you soon enough. You can buy all your tickets online, by phone at 866-811-4111 Mon–Fri, 9 a.m.–9 p.m. and Sat–Sun, 10 a.m.–6 p.m., or in person at the festival box office at 507 7th Street, next to the Warehouse Theater. The festival runs through July 29, and features over 100 productions from D.C….

Written by DCist contributor John Harlow Earlier this week, Georgetown announced the appointment of Michael Eric Dyson to the university’s faculty. A controversial media figure – Dyson was notably involved in a public spat with Bill Cosby, when he called the comedian’s comments on race and poverty during a 2004 NAACP award speech “dangerously naive and empirically wrong” – and prolific author of nearly a dozen volumes of social and cultural theory, Dyson may be…

If you’re sitting at your desk thinking, “I’d really like to spend tonight watching a handful of the most talented people to ever produce music in D.C. or anywhere come together on one stage,” then you’re in luck. The 9:30 Club is hosting some of the most talented products of our fair city tonight. Headlining the night is Dust Galaxy, the Theivery Corporation side project that’s been making blog waves since the fall. Rob…

We know that rock ‘n’ roll has now been around long enough to be the subject of serious academic study. We can accept college level classes devoted to the cultural impact of punk, the influence of the artistic fringe on the work of the Velvet Underground, and the inventive and complex harmonies in the collected work of the Beatles. But doesn’t there have to be a line somewhere? What I really want to know is…

For all our snark here at DCist, you have to know we’re big fans of the Internet. So on this gray and gloomy day, we thought we’d bring you a short but sweet tale of the power of the Internet to save puppies. Because, really, what else is it good for if it can’t save helpless, adorable animals? Nothing, that’s what. Wednesday night, a friend of DCist Amanda’s was driving along in Falls Church when…