It’s Memorial Day Weekend, which means that there’s very little in the realm of hyper-analytical journalism out there — and, by jeeves, that’s the way it should be. That said, here’s some stories to catch you up on the day’s news, presented in an easily digestible format; a description which probably can’t be used to describe that second hamburger and half-pound of potato salad which you just inhaled. Godspeed, fellow grillmasters! Moral politician alert:…