This sounds like it must be a joke, but apparently, it’s not. Infamous White House crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi were stopped in a limo by Secret Service officers near the White House Wednesday night, the Associated Press is reporting. The incident occurred at the same time that President Barack Obama was hosting his second state dinner, this time in honor of Mexico’s president. Reliable Source puts the now certifiably insane Salahis at Kellari…

Image courtesy the DCist tipline Life doesn’t appear to be a stroll in a rose garden lately for accused White House crasher Carlos Allen. On March 15, Allen, 39, posted a message on the website of his former party promotion and publishing outfit, HushGalleria, explaining that he had decided to “retire” from the company, effective immediately. His quixotic campaign for mayor has gone exactly nowhere thus far. And now it appears as though he’s…

Oh dear sweet lord. Politico’s Kiki Ryan reports that fliers advertising a possible mayoral run by alleged White House crasher Carlos Allen are popping up around town. Allen’s attorney, A. Scott Bolden, confirmed on Wednesday afternoon that it is “an accurate document.” Allen tells POLITICO his campaign is in an “exploratory” phase: “I want to see what people are saying and go from there,” he said.Hilarious. Well, DCist commenters, you heard ‘im. Allen, the…