This DCist holds no local or regional basketball allegiances. We’re just waiting for the Michigan Wolverines to return to basketball greatness. Those who are patient are rewarded in the end. Yeah, that sounds sort of like a fortune cookie message. But one fortune you probably aren’t going to find in a cookie is “Fear the Turtle.” But you can find that plastered all over the Gallery Place-Chinatown metrorail station, in an ad buy the athletic…

DCist was watching the Michigan vs. Northwestern football game this afternoon at an L Street bar when ABC interrupted with a news flash that Vice President Cheney, who has survived four heart attacks, was at the George Washington University Hospital undergoing a host of tests due to shortness of breath. When the Wolverines built up a comfortable lead by the fourth quarter (Michigan beat Northwestern, 42-20) we headed over to Washington Circle to see…